This was the year we had a little trouble at the Canadian border. Seems the guy driving the Winnebago decided it was a good idea to lip off to the border guard (never, ever, a good idea). So the border guard invited us to pull over to the check-out area. The RCMP took everything out of the Winnebago and layed it on the blacktop. Seems, Unknown to DR. Dick[the dick doctor],

(sidebar about DR Dick[the dick doctor]. Dr Dick[the dick doctor] was a professor of structures at the college we attended. You never referred to Dr Dick[the dick doctor], without the tag line [the dick doctor],,, so if somebody said Dr Dick, then somebody else would always say [the dick doctor], can't explain it, I can only report the way things were.)

that there were 3 jars of suspect liquid in 3 mason jars (turns out they were left overs from hunting season). Well, the contects of the jars was Cherry Bounce (cherries marinated in grain alcochol), ooops. The border guards had a hard time understanding Wisconsin traditions, but, when DR Dick demonstrated that the stuff was ok by drinking some, well, they had us for smugling illegal booze into Canada. It cost us $300 to take those three jars into Canada along with a stern warning not to attempt that again. When your crossing the Canadian border, be nice, be polite, answer the questions and keep your mouth shut.